No Sex In The Woods Today

"PS9" (PS9) 10/13/2017 at 12:40 • Filed to: None

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No. Not in the cabin or in the lake either. Not today. Just don’t. If you’re looking for a way to celebrate your 18th with your lover...skip a day. In fact...no camping either. Just stay the hell away from the woods entirely today.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > PS9 10/13/2017 at 12:45

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I never get sex in the woods. :-(

Would chance it, though. I like to live dangerously.

The only risk today is with cake. Anniversary cake.

Nibby > PS9 10/13/2017 at 12:46

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dead people can’t say no

Chariotoflove > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 10/13/2017 at 12:53

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Is today your anniversary then?

yamahog > Nibby 10/13/2017 at 12:56

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yamahog > PS9 10/13/2017 at 12:57

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Well there go my fucking plans for the evening

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove 10/13/2017 at 12:58

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No, it’s this weekend. But I need to pick it up from the bakery that made the original one. Still risky as it requires a trip into the most congested part of the city with the worst traffic in the nation.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > PS9 10/13/2017 at 13:05

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Wait, I live in a cabin in the woods near a lake. SORRY HONEY I HAVE A HEAD ACHE.

Chariotoflove > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 10/13/2017 at 13:07

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It’s a good day for it. Enjoy!

Nibby > yamahog 10/13/2017 at 13:16

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I never understood that mannequin meme

Blondude > Nibby 10/13/2017 at 13:29

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wew lad

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > PS9 10/13/2017 at 13:56

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Who would want to have sex in the woods? Yucky.

Kiltedpadre > PS9 10/13/2017 at 15:41

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What if I already did and survived? Does that mean I’m the killer and just don’t realize it?

user314 > PS9 10/13/2017 at 17:57

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scoob > Nibby 10/13/2017 at 17:59

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b r u h

interstate366, now In The Industry > yamahog 10/13/2017 at 18:07

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I don’t remember taking this picture

Chariotoflove > yamahog 10/13/2017 at 18:28

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Not a good day for Trav-elling I guess.